I know exactly what's up, friend
and I usually have things right;
but in my quest to not offend
I'll try my best to seem polite.
I don't care much for conflict, so
at those times I may look away;
but, I'll remember times with you
wish I'd stayed at home that day!
You're brand of scandalousity
does almost make me ill;
a detour would have set me free
avoiding clashes with your will.
Your hidden mind agendas, or
what really makes me tense;