Poets Hand
Poets Hand
Feb 01, 2023

The Wife Needs Help

"Doctor Doctor my wife needs help
She thinks she is a horse!"
"Hmm! This sounds like a serious
schizophrenic course
The treatment could be very long
And medicine is dear
You can't expect a cure for this
To come within a year
I tell you this in honesty
Of treatment and the cost
To prepare for what you should expect
So you won't feel so lost."
"Time is not a problem Doc
Whatever time it takes us
And money is no object either
She won her last three races!"

About This Poem

Review Request Intensity: I want the raw truth, feel free to knock me on my back

Editing Stage: Editing - rough draft

About the Author

Region, Country: Bundaberg Queensland Australia, AUS

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Comments

Poets Hand

This poem was written to be funny and not too serious. It is short so that I dont waste peoples time with reading. The punchline comes at the end of the poem.

Geezer

And when she becomes a problem, and doesn't want to race anymore, he can call her the "Old Nag". LoL
~ Geezer.
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lovedly

If u like to stand in NEOPOETS Q
YOUR Bio is too longer than a rabbits tail
as you were born in the Chinese Zodiac year of RABBIT
hence consumed of all fun
as an Aussie may also PUN
LOL