"Doctor Doctor my wife needs help
She thinks she is a horse!"
"Hmm! This sounds like a serious
schizophrenic course
The treatment could be very long
And medicine is dear
You can't expect a cure for this
To come within a year
I tell you this in honesty
Of treatment and the cost
To prepare for what you should expect
So you won't feel so lost."
"Time is not a problem Doc
Whatever time it takes us
And money is no object either
She won her last three races!"
Feb 01, 2023
The Wife Needs Help
About This Poem
Review Request Intensity: I want the raw truth, feel free to knock me on my back
Editing Stage: Editing - rough draft
Comments
comedy in poetry
This poem was written to be funny and not too serious. It is short so that I dont waste peoples time with reading. The punchline comes at the end of the poem.
I suspect that she may need
I suspect that she may need help with bellyache
due to overexertion through laughter.
Cheers mate, enjoyed it immensely !
Obi.
Absolutely funny...
And when she becomes a problem, and doesn't want to race anymore, he can call her the "Old Nag". LoL
~ Geezer.
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If u like to stand in NEOPOETS Q
YOUR Bio is too longer than a rabbits tail
as you were born in the Chinese Zodiac year of RABBIT
hence consumed of all fun
as an Aussie may also PUN
LOL