Geezer
Geezer
Jun 08, 2021
This poem is part of the challenge:

Neopoet Random Challenge 4 (C) I Fell and I Cannot Get Up

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Where Are Those Mormons When you Need Them?...

I've fallen and I can't get up!
I think it's the result of a massage gone wrong
The newest Typo Maniac Anonymous Magazine
Fell with me, but even that sucks
Because my glasses are on the table!

No one will come looking for me
Until Tuesday, so here I am waiting
The kids are all at grandma's
While my cell-phone is upstairs on charge
Damn these three day weekends!

I guess the only good thing
Is that they filled the cat's dish with water
And they took the dog with them
Cat chow isn't as tasty as dog nuggets
I've been wanting to go on a diet anyway...

I heard the neighbors leave this morning
Going to that new overnight theme park
And there's that pesky squirrel
Looking in the window, mocking me
Getting his revenge for that new bird-feeder

Guess I'll see if I can drag myself
To grab the T.V. remote from the coffee-stand
Maybe the kids didn't pick up the half a bag
Of cheese balls from the floor last night
Like I told them to

It's almost time for Family Feud!

About This Poem

Last Few Words: The result of a dream I had last night.

Style/Type: Free verse

Review Request Direction: How does this theme appeal to you?
How was the beginning/ending of the poem?

Review Request Intensity: I want the raw truth, feel free to knock me on my back

Editing Stage: Editing - draft

About the Author

Region, Country: New York State - USA, USA

Favorite Poets: Poe

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Comments

lovedly

I am having problems with my laps top
and Paul is perhaps sending emails to wrong email ////now I don't have those emails any more
sos

please request him to send emails to correct my current PW to email of Lovedly only

else good bye will be
what ever will be has to be
I am Lovedly
QUE SARA SARA
O GEE

ASK STAN HE ONCE
HELPED ME

Geezer

still the same, doesn't matter if you are using the same computer or not. I switch back and forth between my laptop and desktop all the time. I don't have any problems. Try it, just log in under your regular profile of lovedly!
~ Geez.
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S

I've fallen and can't reach the remote!. This is likely funnier to old folks than young people because we know the truth of it lmao

Geezer

Not sure of how funny it is to those who have experienced it, but seeing as how I haven't yet...Lol. Thanks for the read and comment. ~ Geez.
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