A Toast! By a Beautiful Dreamer!

I dreamt such a dream, just last night;
that I woke the whole house, past eleven;

seems, whom we're toasting to, had a bad "crash"
with me driving, so we landed in heaven.

St. Peter welcomed me, up, at the "gates"
in the crash, I had first, "bought my farm";

he said, "For all your sins, you'll walk eternity
with an ugly woman, always on your arm!"

These gals were quite "homely", I was taken....a back!
Plus, the one on my right had no "sense";

she had her some "bucked teeth"...the worst I had seen,
and could eat corn on the cob, through the fence!

I lost track of my passenger, our "man of the hour",
and I wondered how he was getting along;

quite some time later, I saw him up ahead
but, our scenarios were clearly....all wrong!

I walked with these "she-beasts", a pennance too, cruel;
both ugly, one fat, and one "lean";

until I spied our guest, walking with three....
...of the prettiest women I'd ever seen!

I ran to St. Peter, to find out "why" this was so,
he had models, way, too good to be true;

then St. Peter said, "See those girls he walks with,
must "pay", for their wrong doings.......tooi!"