SUMMER FUN

I vacation once a year
and always do so far from here
in a different state each time
preferably a different clime

It makes my actions hard to trace
by spreading out both time and place
it seems so easy I 'most cry
the idiotic FBI !

I take one week to get my prey
introduce myself on the third day
a pleasant smile upon my face
the epitome of charm and grace

These teenage girls, so young and breezy
to win their trust is oh so easy
when they're on vacation too
far away from parents' view

After seven days I spring the trap
usually using a knock out slap
when they come to they're nude and bound
with lips sewn closed there is no sound

The look of pure fear in their eyes
is just the first of many highs
each time I remove another part
speeds the beat of my cruel heart

The strongest lasted for five days
of agony and blood soaked haze
why did she decide to die
when I removed her second eye ?

Well, all good things come to an end
a rule that even I can't bend
cut up, bagged, put in my trunk
carried home like so much junk

There's three dry wells near where I live
to them the remains I give
all out in the remote country
at night so that no one can see

Oh well, vacation's now at end
time to transform to normal friend
all whom I know are safe from me
my fun's always far away, you see

* they say that 1 out of 100,000 people are serial killers. That works out to about 3000 in the U.S. or about 60 per state. Sleep well