A burglar breaks into a darken house. He starts going through everything, looking for cash and jewelry. Once he’s done downstairs, he goes up to the bedrooms. In a Childs room, he breaks a piggy bank and takes all the change. He goes into the master bedroom and starts going through the dresser draws.
Suddenly he hears a voice say: “Jesus is watching you”. He quickly crouches down and looks around, but he sees nothing. He thinks, “What the hell is wrong with me!” So he continues to search through the draws again he hears: “Jesus is watching you”. He once again crouches down. This time he takes out a pen light from his bag and looks around the room. In a darkened corner, he sees a parrot on its perch. He walks over and says are you talking to me? The parrot repeats, “Jesus is watching you”. The burglar asks the parrot, “is that your name, Jesus.” The parrot replies: “No, my name is Moses. Jesus is the pit-bull by the door who’s watching you”