When Iwas younger I did the bar scene.
One night, I'm sitting at the bar with my friend James Grode, (The ten Pin)
Jimmy was a funny guy, So he started telling me some crazy shit
"Eddie have you ever eaten out an asshole"
keep in mind Jimmy is two sheets into the wind.
I say, what the fuck are you saying?
At that same moment Patty the bartender comes over to top us off
now Jimmy asked him,
"Patty have you ever eaten out an asshole".(You know how bartenters are like).
Patty without skipping a beat replies,
"eat them, I don't even speak to them."
With that he walks away. I was on the floor laughing.
true story.