Obadiah Grey
Obadiah Grey
Jan 02, 2022

RIP,,, Obadiah.

Here lies the body of Obadiah grey,
choked on a bowl of soup they say,
bought from Tesco’s last tuesday
fifty nine pence beef consommé,

Obadiah Obadiah Obadiah grey,
sure don’t smell no sweet bouquet,

Here lies the body of Obadiah grey,
departed life yesterday,
ate too much of the free buffet
silly twat now has to pay,

Obadiah Obadiah Obadiah grey,
already started to decay................YAY!!!

We bunged up his holes
n buried him deep;
because the fucker's dead now
and he'd began to seep.

Obi.

About This Poem

Last Few Words: 'neath these sods lies a sorry sod, busily decomposing.

Editing Stage: Editing - rough draft

About the Author

Region, Country: int'topfield, GBR

Favorite Poets: Felix Dennis

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Comments

S

didn't know you are a composer and thus able to de compose as well lol

Triskelion

Oh, here lie-eth Obi, he fell
he was crass and inclined to rebel
"it's my right to be blunt!"
said the c**t with a grunt
"'n-I'll be humping the devil in hell"

Thomas

Geezer

says the undertaker
she was dead to the world
I couldn't wake her
So, I put her under
old Obadiah
shut the lid
Can't hear her cry, ahhhh.

Seems that you have a way of getting everyone to make little ditties!
~ Geez.
.

Obadiah Grey

R,I,P.,,,,,,,,,,, ye poets, Anon.

Here lieth the body
o' poets, Anon.
whom broke wind once
and then was gone.

so, think on this
afore ye depart,
as life is but one--

unencumbered fart.

Obi.

Obadiah Grey

According to my now chosen and duly appointed undertaker,
I would probably not have gotten away with either epitaph,
though, I maybe could sneak a headstone resembling something phallic.

( it should be noted that said undertaker owes me big style)

Obi.

Triskelion

there were raspberry sounds at your wake
there was flatulence spent for your sake
even dead; like a jerk
you had worked up a smirk
and a burp and a trump and a quake

Cheers Obi!

Thomas