A surreptitious delightful tryst
with my honey-
my sebaceous cyst.
She is my pimple,
My wart,
She is my gumboil consort !
She is the zip,
in which my foreskin - got caught !!
Obi.
Feb 13, 2023
" Infectious Annie " Valentine o'mine.
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Comments
Dear Obi
I think I just woke the neighbours. This is excellent. I cracked up.
You're a natural storyteller, an your wit is sharpened with a stone. Wink ;)
Well done
Kind regards Jayne
LOL!
dear Obi,
another great one from you! I'm glad I wasn't drinking my coffee , it is not something I want up my nose!
*love, Cat
Infectious Annie Valentine o'mine
I am still chuckling here, where do you get your ideas from?
Is there something in your head rattling?
Very good, poem, funny to the point of not being able to finish it for laughing. Ruby x
*Ahem*
*Ahem*
Lopsided Annie had a
diagonal fanny
and an arsehole
that was slightly askew,
Whilst taking a pee
she squirted her knee
and lifted her hat
when she blew..
Obi.
( Is she behind me
has she got a knife)
Oh dear Obi, you're poetry is
Oh dear Obi, you're poetry is funny and often close to the knuckle but I can't help laughing. I wonder if this is a cultural thing, I mean, to Yorkshire gents?
Made me laugh again. Ruby :)
Annie
HAHAHAEHEHE. Alex