Letter to my glorious ex!

I acquiesce to your request my dear
I’ll take my leave of thee,
just give me half the money dear
and divorce I will agree,
the marriage is truly over
this is plain to see
it happened when sexual partners
increased from two – to three,

You couldn’t keep your legs shut
they were open good and wide,
just to let your lover
stuff his dick inside,
you say he’s a better lover-
he’s sensitive and kind,
also that for the first time
orgasms you did find,

But in my own defence dear-
and this I truly think,
your big and hairy fanny
was rancid and did stink,

And your lover you should inform him,
oh - - this isn’t just a tease !
if he’d care to inspect his foreskin
he’ll find a small disease !!

'twas on a mate’s stag do
that I fell for a honey trap
I’m afraid you must inform him--
I acquired the fuckin clap,

so let’s just call it even
and go our separate ways,
we'll admit that hanky panky
Never -Fuckin -Pays. !!

Obadiah Grey.