Spring is now springing (April Contest)

Spring has Sprung

He says its spring
what does he know of seasons

In which world do you reside
here it’s freezing cold
minus 50 outside
inside yes
it’s warm and cozy
total heating
to avoid freezing

else we would need candles
to warm
when we go to the loo
Haahahahaaa.....
smile will you

You must be far in the distant East
where snow rarely does reach
we can send some if you wish
courier it we will
if you pay the bill

Heavy dollars...
loonie means...
Canadien...
and USA dollars are now slippery.......
you could perhaps make some
hot money...
send us some of your earnings.
we will send you spicy
packed Mexican honey.
can you spare dough any

No, no, no I ain't being funny

Spring is now
finally springing