CABIN FEVER

Susan and I have been snowed in for 4 days................

Of course you know that I love you
but why must you breathe so loud
and every time you come in view
I feel like I'm in a large crowd

I know my rocking chair is squeaking
thus disrupting your slumber
must your lips move so while speaking ?
and you snore like you are cutting lumber

What's that about my new cologne ?
which I use when I groom
won't you just leave me alone
remove Your perfume's cloud from the room

Now we'll talk about bad breath
when did you last brush your teeth
you've already caused the canary's death
and nearly brought the dog to grief

And I don't care what you say
when I blink I make no sound
my laugh is not an ass's bray
and my eyes are not too round

By the way the stale bread sticks
you foisted off on me for lunch
reminded me of skinny bricks
don't get your panties in a bunch

The last four days alone with me
have been really swell ?
'cept you're so bored that you can't see
and wish that I would go to hell !

Too much looking out the window.......
Hey, the road has melted clear !!
throw your coat on and we'll go
drive around and eat out my dear