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By scribbler, 1 June, 2015
Sparrow

I shall enjoy the holiday in the Sahara for the second prize, your trip into the dating game was great well done,
Yours as always, Ian

alidzain

thank you very much. I never think I could write a humorous poem before but now I realized it is not impossible as long as I believe in myself.

Alid

lovedly

as I enjoy my dates eating with her
our dinner
I'm also a winner
we got a date
to mate and eat it all on a plate
you enjoy STANS BAIT
right
well congrats for the winners poem

I am pleased to announce the May contest winner is Alid for his humorous look at dating. I'm sure you will all join me in congratulating him and I hope everybody had a good time reading the entries.

DATING BLUES

Submitted by alidzain on Fri, 2015-05-08 03:45
Let me tell you the dating game can be tough
I know this is true because I had it rough

The first seemed decent to me
until I learnt she was once a 'he'
with the adam's apple clearly in sight
and a voice that gave me a fright!

Another was slim in cyberworld
and a body beautiful enough
and when I see her fats in real world
I can't run fast enough!

The third claimed to be shorter than me
and when we met, I wanted to cry
because she was a giant to me
and my confidence turned into a fly

I'm feeling traumatic and weary
I'm beat and looking sorry
for now, no more dating sites for me
they've shown me liars in reality