Man, look at that cleavage there!
large pale globes just bulging out
inviting everyone to stare,
whistle, perhaps even shout.
Do you think the cleavage folks
purposely expose their goods
leading to such crude lewd jokes
about their large and jiggly goods?
The tee shirt's not quite up to task
the cloth's too sheer and not too tough
which kinda leads most folks to ask
what fabric would be strong enough?
And bending over makes it worse
deepening the fleshy rut
further revealing the old curse
of the affliction known as plumber's butt.
Comments
Oh Stan what do you say
Oh Stan what do you say
without any cleavage
is life worth anyway
they show
as if they know not what hangs there
you do yours only at midnight share ...
then the lights are out
but the fairer sex is really fair
cleavages with all human kith and kin
they all love to equally share
a smile is yours to give.
and make a life worthy to live.
hi loved
Now the cleavage displayed by the fairer sex is fine butt the other type we can do without lol.........stan
Keep lololololol
But do you realize
that the LGBT group is likely to sue you
Then you may come to me and say
dear Loved help me.
keep at the cleavage,
your eyes thirst as always
as do mine,
since birth
Hi Scribbler
I see Adam never lost the taste for apples. I was with you all the way until it got to the plumbers butt. A comic twist there to an apt summer poem. London is like a catwalk now all the chicks in their summer plumage.
Thanks for the laugh.
John
Hi John
Glad you got a laugh as that was the sole purpose of this "poem" lol. Now I'll wait for the meter maid to tell me the rhytm is off lol.
Yes the ladies' apparel almost makes up for the heat of summer. Sure can make it tough on old married guys.......stan
hello :)
lol – the meter maid?
scribbles, is that me ?
i will, this today, jiggle my way
and leave you jiggle yours
?typo?
‘which kinda leads most folks to ash’ – do you mean ‘ask’ ?
love judy
xxx
Hi Judy
Now don't get your feathers ruffled at being referred to as the meter maid. Can't friends poke fun at one another? And what a shock that the unmeterd man made a typo lmao. Thanks for spotting it.............stan
lol scribbles
meter maids out here in surfers' paradise don't have feathers - nor do they have many clothes - to get ruffled
if you're worried the view of a little bit (or lot) of cleavage might stop your heart...
- at least, i think they still have meter maids...
xxx
Hmmmm.....
scant clothing is OK as long as neither of us bend over too far .....................you don't want to be exposed to a "Carolina Moon" lol
hi Mark
Poor ol' guy, being forced to look at a young woman's cleavage. How devastating it must have been lmao.........stan
Hi Lonnie
There's more than one type cleavage and I've bben known to show the less attractive of the two lol. I guess ol' see and say strikes again.............stan
HI Stan
r u sooo busy
looking down the cleavage
that u haven't any time .
for a blinking at mine...
no no no what u r thinking
poetry i meant only
Hi loved
Due to your decision to not let gender be known, I don't know whether your cleavage would be of the pleasing variety or that less pleasing plumbers butt lol. I've been reading yours and about everybody's stuff I have time to. I think your work is showing steady improvement but I don't have the time to comment on all I read. But I Will make a better effort. Thanks for the visit. PS just leaning this reply on one of my little doodles took about 3 minutes. I am a slow index finger typist
much obliged
what if one has both ??....lolololololol
anyone can be loved
gender apart
the body is blush!
wouldn't matter
If I looked too closely I'd get in trouble with my better half rotfl..............stan
Stan
There is some reason for all kinds of madness some remain dormant some explode elephantine , but the fun in remaining anonymous lies in the fact women call me honey and men take liberties and call me lovely .That's what was my originality lots of trolls kicked me and still three hundred on all sites scan a dead person in me perhaps but that's all history my past is no mystery it’s not recognition i hanker as Jess thinks poetry is just emotionality few kinks of personality but what I’m in search of, is creativity in human mentality and the search is on it keeps me busy and as you know not many more dawns shall go
ere!
PROSE ABOVE
POETRY BELOW
There is some reason
for all kinds of madness
some remain dormant
some explode elephantine,
but the fun in remaining anonymous,
lies in the fact
those women call me Honey
and
men take liberties and call me Lovely.
That's what was my originality,
lots of trolls kicked me
but still three hundred on all sites
scan a dead person
in me perhaps
but that's all history
my past is no mystery.
it’s not recognition I hanker
as Jess thinks,
poetry is just emotionality
few kinks of personality
but what I’m in search of,
is creativity in human mentality
and
the search is on it keeps me busy
and
as you know not many more
dawns shall go
ere!
Hi loved
Yeah I expect you Have had some fun with the gender thing.........stan
Gender
Blender
Stan
I have been toying with this for a few days and can't quite make up my mind which way to lean do I favour the right or left.
You put me in such a position that I couldn't quite get a grip of the main points.
I moulded your thoughts and visions in this piece and still find myself in a quandary do I find a solution and stay with your thoughts or get out of this rut and get a life.
All I can say is ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm and see you sometime.
Yours Ian
PS:- Always wondered where that heart shape, we use so readily, came from I will get to the bottom of it one day....yours, Sparrow
Hi Ian
I hope the rut you are in is on the high road as opposed to that nasty low road. As to getting a grip, a bit of wine and roses might help out lol......stan
Stan
The ruts on the low road are not for me,
I love a place of milk and Honey.
As to the builders place,
that is an asses job for goodness sake.
To get stuck in a rut is not for me
My eyes water and have set me free
The beauty is in the eye of the beholder
I rarely drift much below the shoulder
Have a lovely day out there you naughty boy La La
As tp Anna "Garden Path" well I never did ?????
lol
Be careful if you hit a rut
it isn't in a plumber's butt
I guess we've about worn this one out huh?........stan
excuse my interruption,
the heart shape is based on a circumcised penis.
Don't tell all those high school girls who dot their 'i's with hearts.
Jess
Thanks for the update, my that is a male image lol, just wondered where it came from, any Idea's, how long ago and was it started in Israel,????? LOL
Yours, Ian.T
It is conceivable that that idea
is nothing more than a product of my diseased imagination, though I may have read it somewhere and forgotten the source.
Dang Jess
Here I was thinking it derived from the feminine equivalent of plumber's butt lol. Thank for coming by with such a great visual lmao..........stan
I was waiting for the
I was waiting for the punchline. Wasn't disappointed. Never am.
Tsk tsk tsk, how you lead us down the garden path!
~A
Hi Anna
Even in the ultra serious????? world of poetry we have to have a bit of fun some times lol. Thanks for dropping in for a chuckle...........stan
Poetry like life, is
Poetry like life, is everything thrown into the cosmic soup. You name it, it's *in there* I mean here.
It's a good thing that we can play in the fields of our lord (that was a good movie btw.)
~
If Judy is the meter maid, what am I?
The Meter Mussolini?
Really enjoyed this, and yes, it would work so much better with a strong meter.
We call the 'plumber's butt' the 'coin slot'
Hi Jess
I wrote this in full knowledge that the meter was off. It is a just for fun thing and done in haste. I'm totally suprised at the level of response.
Here in the states "coin slot" is a term reserved for the feminine version of plumber's butt.
there's meter maid and meter man
then usually unmetered Stan
who often finds that writing in perfect meter can be tough
but he'll catch on soon enough...................stan
LOL
This made me laugh out loud! I don't know why I didn't see this before :)
Hi Carrie
I never cease to be surprised at getting additional comments just from making a minor edit or two. but the more the merrier when getting folks to laugh!...........stan
Stan
A plumber butt is good for parking Bicycles I saw a good cartoon of that once a number of builders bending down and along comes a cyclist and parks his bike.
I am the follower of the real McCoy a cleavage is a thing of beauty, and as it is on another level it is easier to see, Yours Ian.T
Bike rack?
Now that brings up another type "rack" and I don't mean ribs lol.......stan
Damn
Your Thesaurus on this subject must be voluminous, there's another word from it LOL,
Have a great day and keep your end up,
Yours Ian
Ha ha
You lot are sooo funny! Your poem was hilarious Stan - Here's a true story!
Daughter and I where dumping some rubbish. When we arrived we had to wait in the car queue so we had a birds eye view of the other dumpers. This large bellied, somewhat overweight man was having to bend down to lift some heavy objects - so as to dump them! He was so intent on the job in hand that he didn't realize his jogging trousers where falling down! Wow what a sight! ha ha Fortunately he noticed before certain dangly bites where exposed!
Hey mandy
the problem is so prevalent that a blue jean maker over here basses it's adds on how their jeans have enough room to prevent plumber's butt. Real life is funnier than anything you can make up isn't it?.....stan