TrumPutin a Tear in a Boot...

TrumPutin a tear in a boot.

Mr Putin the boot in of USSR,
told the little Trump a tear.
Make me an apprentice star,
or I’ll make you disappear.

Trump a tear said, an idle threat,
Putin the boot in says try me,
Trump a tear got in a sweat.
Putin the boot said whoopee.

The May bot said you guys,
stop fighting with each other.
Open your bloodshot eyes,
keep on killing the Arab brother.

Little Trump a tear said great,
Putin the boot was all smiles.
Neither of the pair could wait,
to try out their new missiles.

They both loved plotting in the sand,
while back home they stole show.
Niet ein yahoo said this is grand,
just look at my country grow.

The boot in had a poisonous ruse,
Trump a tear said give it a whirl.
Who cares if May bot blows a fuse,
she’s a dim witted Europhile girl.

Putin the boot in says see you in France,
Trump a tear says I love their Tower.
We’ll give the May bot one more chance,
long as she knows we’re the super power.

So happy, off the pair went,
to that stylish Paris meet.
Promising their wives French scent,
called a nod and a wink discreet…