Entend2u
Mar 02, 2023

READYMADE 1 and 2

READYMADE 1 (ULEZ)

ULEZ
Cul De Sac
Stop
NO Left Turn
NO Right Turn
NO U Turn
NO Through Road
NO Parking
NO Entry
Keep Left
Keep Right
Keep in Lane
Join the Queue
Go Straight Ahead

READYMADE 2 (NOW WASH YOUR HANDS)

Ladies – Gentlemen
Men at Work
No Spitting
No Smoking
Burst Water Pipe
Wet Floor
Warning-Unexploded Bomb
Industrial Gas Hazard
Wear A Mask
Keep Your Distance

Gentlemen, Lift The Seat.

Now Wash Your Hands.

About This Poem

Last Few Words: Public notices are the poetry of the street written by anonymous bureaucrats in white coats. I thought I would honour their creativity and originality. Don't miss tomorrow's exciting episode entitled READYMADE 3 (NO ENTRANCE)

Review Request Intensity: I want the raw truth, feel free to knock me on my back

Editing Stage: Editing - rough draft

About the Author

Country/Region: England

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