Night out nightmare...

Night out nightmare

Dance with me you trollop
I paid for this great night out.
Don’t you know I’ll have my fun
you silly giggly Trout.

Unhand! me dear don’t you dare,
after all, I am the bloody man.
And if I’m acting annoyed or fearful,
It’s just, my night hasn’t gone to plan.

Simply, I thought we’d have dinner,
a bit of a dance and then, some sex.
It’s just my luck that I picked you,
and the muscles you’re preparing to flex.

No, I’m certainly not going to fight with you,
bitch, your still holding my genitals.
Can’t we just say goodbye, forgive and
forget, lets ahem pretend that we are pals.

What do you mean you love power,
and now you want to have your way.
Can’t you see or feel I’m terrified,
far to floppy to do as you say.

Ok, ok I’m prepared to try and I
hope that I don’t let you down.
If you would just ease up on your grip
and stop calling me a fucking clown

Never again will I believe, the fairer
sex to be of the female gender.
When I finish here I hope I’m still
a man, right now I feel a little tender

Oh why didn’t I just stay at home,
and why can’t all fair sex be fair
This woman I swear is the devil’s wife,
who’s taken charge of my night out, nightmare.