I give up !!

There's a Sofa in my kitchen
and a Bread-bin in the lounge-
the missus won't stop bitchin
and the kids are on the scrounge.

The atmosphere is thick with queer
and Simon Cowells on the telly,
Tom Jones's bones are th' microphones
n their bowels are -- Ooozzing smelly.

Two atrophied arseholes who choose
between iconicity n the domesticity blues.

There's a Sofa in my kitchen
and a Bread-bin in the lounge
the missus won't stop bitchin
and the kids - - are on the scrounge.

Obi.