Dry thoughts don't work well wet...

Dry thoughts don't work well wet...

Throwing your thoughts in the
tumble dryer that was never meant to be
The use of tumble dryer I mean
thoughts can go anywhere instantly

Don’t worry if you haven’t
done it the first time neither had I
one time at the very beginning
I used them not all were dry

You must put them back in
the order they exit the machine
even the ones put to the back
of your mind no matter if they're
not always clean

As I have done this many times
I’ll take you through the procedure
remember to shut the top of your head
as new thoughts will be coming through
trying to lead for sure

We could have catastrophe put it simply
disaster or even a bloody great mess
that is why you must follow the
instruction I will now try to impress

You could have the knowledge
of how to bake a cake
mixed up with a bodily function
I suppose none would care to hear no ?
we’ll leave it at this very junction

But it’s really quite scary
sometimes the way these thoughts
come about
even the ones like Jack a Cow
a bean stock leave me in doubt

Well I don’t mean to be picky disbelieving
or in anyway simple or apathetic
but no way did they have tumble dryers in Jack’s
day huh his mother couldn’t even afford electric

So if ever you have any difficulty in life perhaps
remembering what we have been told to forget
don’t let them exit the dryer to quickly
dry thoughts don’t work well wet