Hello, welcome to St Peter’s Inn
Yes, hello reservation for one
Under paul, the paradise suite
Hello Paul welcome to eternity
Let’s see if your on level four
Or the cold basement rooms
Saint Peter, I think there’s a mistake
My room is definitely on level four
Paul the book says basement
No there’s got to be some mix up
I followed the get to level four manual
This is not right saint Peter
Paul the book has not lied ever
You did not follow rule 2098
On the hundredth edition of
The manual
Wait I didn’t subscribe that month
Can I ask what the rule was saint peter
Sure, it was do not think bad on others
Come on now it wasn’t like I acted on it
Paul you must follow the manual
What do I get in the basement
A bench made of stone
No windows
And a bed with broken legs
Great, now let me guess for food
We eat stale bread witth rotten cheese
And I don’t want to guess what’s for dessert
When can I appeal for level four
The a thousandth edition will have appeals
What edition are we on
Oh, where starting with the second
Who actually reads these damn rules
Sorry if you would like you can sign a petition
It needs a million names for an appeal
And how many signed
Nobody they don’t read the manuals
Comments
Paul
lol what were you thinking
quite the conversation you have going on here. and an imagination to match
Paul
This sounded like Manual an illegal trying to get past the border guards in the States lol, grand write there.
This will make you smile I always do when I check your name up there and I always miss the "os" on the end of the first name now you write this one.
You just made the day a bit fun, Yours Sparrow
PS:- Sorry I play with words sometimes, !!!