Piccalilli on Rye.

I quite like plastic sandals,
dick shaped candles,
and big assed women in my bed,

I like artistic folks and dirty jokes
and piccalilli on rye bread,

I like big gay men and Tony Benn
loud mouthed scousers and Steevv-en, Fry,
I like The small faces and whisky chasers
and come home Lassie - made me cry!!

I like the upturned curl
of shitting dog lip
the hurl and swirl
of big girl hip.,,,

(Deeeep breath)

I like Bevelled slick edges
and reeaal eeaasy slopes
chilli dip wedges
with fresh artichokes
wanton loose wenches
and swivel hipped whores
daft dawgs and dentures
and granddad - - who snores...

('nuther breath)

Obi.